Protest

I saw this protest outside the American Embassy yesterday. I think this is a great form of advertising especially when you are there because you feel the anger from the protesters and they make there point very clear when they chant. "Shame on you the American Embassy for not protecting my Iranian family against the massacre."

Give me some cream!

Ho hard can it be to find single or double cream in this land. Well let me tell you it's very hard. They simply don't have any. They have all kinds of other cream but it simply seems the Germans don't want runny single cream that you drip all over your dessert. They just want whipped. So I had to buy whipping cream and just pretend it was single runny cream. I think I have found a nieche market here.

PANTS>

The other day I had to collect something from my friends house. She was at work so I had to ring the main doorbell for someone to let me in. I rang every single flat expecting someone just to buzz me in. Very simple. What happened though was a very angry German ran all the way downstairs to the main entrance to let me in. He could have just buzzed me in, but oh! no! I think he wanted a fight for ringing his doorbell 3 times. The guy was obviously crazy because he came down stairs wearing just his boxers. Sorry, but I really can't take any argument serious with some stood there in their pants. Didn't he feel a bit naked stood there in the porch with the main door open for the whole street to see him? Perhaps he was wanking and I had really disturbed him. You just don't come down to a complete stranger in your pants. Or perhaps this was a clever German, who knew that having to look at him in those pants was a good enough punishment for I had done.

Crazy dog and girl.

The other day I was leaving my flat when a punk girl came into the main building with an alsatian. It growled at me. I couldn't help but scream. She laughed at me and said it's only a dog! This is a prime example of a crazy German. Didn't she realise I screamed because I thought the dog was going to attack me. It seems some Germans seem do find alsatians cuddly, especially when they growl at people.

I see a lot of cool things in Berlin, this weird van being one of them . With blacked out windows and the size of a small caravan a daddy jumped out and let is 3 daughters out the side door. What a beautiful beast this is, imagine your Dad dropping you off for school in one of these.

German Accident!

When Germans have car accidents no matter how minor the police have to be there and record EVERYTHING. If you actually look at the two cars that have apparently collided they look pretty much still the same! The German police stand round for ages looking all serious , having a million conversations on their walkie talkies with other policemen back had the depot who can do absoultely nothing because the accident has already happened. I mean what is the police officer on the left actually writing on that note pad of his??